Daniellowe132

Hello! to anyone peeking in my bio!

I'm a Christan kiwi living in New Zealand! You're most welcome to send me a message or chat request. I'm always in a good mood so if i ever sound a little grumpy for no reason, it's either because i've just woken up and can't be bothered opening both eyes! Or i've simply forgotten the exclamation mark! Lol

My family on chess.com: @DJLowe156, @JerushaL, @ELowe1210, @MaryLowe13!

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A story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody...

"There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done."

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Who was the best business woman in the Bible?

Pharaoh’s daughter... She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. xD

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The devil is nothing but a snake! The thing about snakes is they haven't got arms or feet, so satan has been dis-armed and defeeted!

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Jonah and the whale

One day, a teacher was talking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question.

Little Girl: “Do whales swallow people?”

Teacher: “No, even though they are much bigger than a person, they have throat pleats that filter their food of krill and plankton.

Little Girl: “But Mrs. Thurston says Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Teacher getting angry: “Blue whales cannot swallow people.”

Little Girl: “Well, when I get to heaven I’ll just ask Jonah if he was really swallowed by a whale.”

Teacher, still red with anger: “What if Jonah went to hell?”

Girl: “Well, then you can ask him.”

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I also build Legos in my free time! ⬇️

Huge Lego castle MOC! (youtube.com)