Travisjw

If you're reading this, that means you're probably a creepy internet chess stalker with an interest in me. Cool! Here's some interesting but true facts (most but not all of them relate to my life) I've set my hair on fire at work. Once on purpose, twice by accident. If you go streaking, make sure you're fast enough to out-run the donught eater chasing you. Prison's bad enough when you've got pants. Speaking of pants, I tend to lose mine after excessive drinking. It's like there's a pants faerie inside every bottle of gin. I also tend to make terrible blunders in my online chess games while plowed. I wish there was a safer way to give yourself an electric shock. I've done it a few times in class (former physics student) and once you get past the initial "ouch" it makes you feel all tingley. If I wasn't worried about accidentally killing myself I'd do it more often :). Speaking of physics... I once saw a man light a cigarette with nothing but a parabolic mirror. Maybe I'm just a nerd, but that's effing cool! When I was a boy, my dad always told me his fondest dream was that I would one day grow up into a man he could be proud of instead of some idiot. The bad news... I'm an idiot. The good news, I still haven't grown up :P Before I forget... if you've seen my pants, I'd like to get them back at some point.