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Before you read this about me, click these links: this one, this one, this one, this one, and this one.

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Okay, here's a list of things about me:

• Gender: Man/Male
• Favorite food: Hamburgers
• Favorite color: Green (My residence is chock-full of it)
• Favorite animal: Eagle
• First name: Talon (From a character named Milo Talon from the Louis L'Amour series)
• Middle name: Curtis (After my dad's uncle Curtis Buck)
• Last name: Martinson (Originally Goynanham but my 4great-grandfather Benjamin changed it)
• Country ancestry: French, German, Scottish, Norwegian, and Irish (Currently living in the USA)
• Race: White
• Eye color: Pale blue
• Birthday: 11/02 (November 2nd)
• Siblings: 8 (1 sister, 7 brothers)
• Mother's maiden name: Reich
• Favorite thing to do: Mario 64, but Mario Maker is also superlative
• Religion: Christian
• Top adjectives: Smart, weird, bored, ambitious
• Favorite emotion: The feeling of just having told a hilarious joke
• Bio last updated: 9/10/2024 7:30 PM PST

Chain letters from other bios.

99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you. If you are part of the 0.1% who cares, copy + paste this onto your profile.

I know 10 things about you:

☆  1. You're reading this.

 ☆  2. You're a human.

 ☆  3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

 ☆  4. You've just attempted to do it.

 ☆  6. You're laughing at yourself.

 ☆  7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

 ☆  8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

 ☆  9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

 ☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.

 ☆ 11. You wonder why there are 11 verses to this.

Now funny gifs!

Want my background? Sure:

Alternatives for certain faces:

Shrug: \('_')/

Happy: ('U')

Sad: ( ;n; ) (Tears)

Eating: ( '.u.' ) (Crumbs on mouth)

 
Okay, well, that's my about me. Now scram and do something with your life besides read this. More content on this coming soon!