dorukemir

UPDATE! I have a YouTube channel http://bitly.ws/3Vy7 where I make chess opening videos. AMAZING Queen's Gambit Breakdown: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbMYSFv8daA Caro-Kann Defense General Overview Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

I once beat an IM online (I lefonged him lol)

https://www.chess.com/live/game/3390107014

"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."' 

-Cathy Guisewite

"If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out."

-Lawrence Ferlinghetti

"Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day." -coolfunnyquotes.com 

I am a bunny: https://www.chesspersonality.com/type/magician    

 This is how to make your dad mad: file:///C:/Users/doruk/Pictures/Camera%20Roll/26871200_1961626234156136_7772787583280480256_n_LI.jpg

Here are some jokes:

1  My bigger sister wanted me to pass her a lipstick, but i just passed her a glue stick. I don't know why she isn't talking to me.

2 You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

3 You sir, are an oxygen thief! 

4 My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

5 Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were definitely thrown at a wall.

6 I couldn't figure out why the baseball got larger. Then it hit me. 

7 If you look closely every mirror looks like eyeballs.

8 I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and then eat it.

9 I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my  eyes closed. 

  Now Scroll down...

This guy so got injured  

 I AM A HUGE CLUB HELPER! JUST MAKE ME ADMIN AND SEE!  Do Not Press Here: Again:🔴 

 Scroll down to see how I think cats and dogs are different...            

    https://clips.twitch.tv/HeartlessKathishAlfalfaKippa?tt_medium=clips&tt_content=recommendationhttps://clips.twitch.tv/AliveCrepuscularGerbilCharlietheUnicorn

file:///C:/Users/doruk/Pictures/Camera%20Roll/Hah%20kedi.gif This is me:Please act like this guy:   You will become a better chess player. And please join https://www.chess.com/club/emoji-club. You'll get a trophy if you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1iHtoPQ7RA Funny Hikaru Now scroll down... 

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Doo doo doo doo doo doo........................................ doo.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Go up! ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................There's a loott, to explore ........................................................ ..........................................................................................................................................................................................There really is..............................................................................................................................................................................................Are you still here? ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Do you want to know about me? No?.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................If your head didn't break congratulations! Now scroll up and leave me a friend request! (Please join my clubs too )

NOTE: I want potatoes. 

Hey! My profile didn't end! Scroll down!

My Goals: Making a goal in soccer.(Just kidding I've already made that.) 

Being a GM (somehow),

Having 10,000 views,(I only have about 300 so it,'s only a dream.)

I’m a 10 year old CM originally from Turkey. This year I am the Under 10 age chess champion of Istanbul,one of the most populated cities on Earth (above). I love to play chess.My accomplishments are: 2016 Turkey U8 Chess Championship 2nd Place,and 2018 European Chess Championship 2nd Place,K3 Blitz America 2nd place,K6 Blitz America 2nd place,Istanbul U10 Chess Championship 1st place, etc. I accept challenges and friend requests, and you can post notes if you want. You can also follow me if you want to. Number of poeple Lefonged: 1,000,000  I am also a Master Blunderer. 

Also,this is me, I won this game with white:

This is my FIDE: https://ratings.fide.com/card.phtml?event=44519397

ENOUGH! NOW GO UP NOW AND SAY BOO. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.