Useless_Eustace

My 10 commandomints are: / 1. aint but one God / 2. honor yer ma n pa / 3. no telln tales or cheetn / 4. gitcher hide ta sundee meetn / 5. no fooln round with anuthers gal / 6. no killin (critters aint count) / 7. kwitcher cuss mouthn / 8. no swipn / 9. and doncha go hankern fer em neethr / 10. (see 5) besbee not thinkin about those things___My friends are Harley, Jimmy Don, Floyd, Virgil, and my baby brother Roscoe (told me to say that).___tryin to git cc guril ta go ta tha moonlite picksure show witme one nite coming up heer___joe dirts on.

Mittle name starts wit T. Ma's niver sed.