1. You are alive.
2. You can breathe.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped number 3.
5. You just went back to check.
6. You are smiling at how you keep on falling for this...
7. You just read this sentence.
8. And you just missed that I skipped number 7!
9. You just went back to check only to realize I didn't skip anything!
10. You are done!
11. I also know that when you bite your tongue by accident, it hurts, but when you bite it on purpose, it doesn't hurt.
12. I also know you just bit yourself to check
13. You blink your eyes without your knowledge
14. After reading this, I bet you just blinked your eyes to check