BaconFan06

99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.

You have two choices of who runs your life, you or God. Chose the latter, it's better .

God is always there for you, it's as simple as that!

Your heart is only big enough for One

@AncientKnightBob: Departed for a better place on August 5, 2022. You will be missed in CYCT! See you later Pastor Bob!

Trying to get my elo to half of Magnus's!

If my PFP is a sports team logo, I got it from Sportslogos.net

Go Phillies!

Fly Eagles Fly!

Shout-out to @CDRED141 for the picture at the bottom!

Ignorance is bliss, and that explains why people happily wear masks.

Now for the good stuff! This is a collection of inspiring quotes, deep wisdom, profound sayings, and utter nonsense.

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost.

"God bless us, every one!" - Tiny Tim

“The once born die twice, and the twice born die once.” - AW Tozer

"Facts are stubborn things." - John Adams

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - Gandalf

Here's something new for you stalkers to find

"Freedom is a never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan

"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." Winston Churchill

"There is bad wood in this world; you just don't know until you get hit by it" - Unknown 

"Memories are the greatest torture of all, and the greatest solace." - Abraham 

Sundays are for God and The Boys

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear... It is a man's part to discern them." - Aragorn

"Bent creatures are full of fear" - Ransom

"And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf

"Sacrifice. Isn't that what love is all about?" - Billy Bannister 

"Don't talk about your intelligence. It's something you prove, not, something you claim." - The Fishwrapper

"An Oliphaunt it was!" - Sam Gamgee

"I'm not weird, I'm just normal in an unusual way." - BaconFan06

"The reason she is laughing at everything you say is because she is showing off her white teeth." - Poor Richard's Almanack (Shout out to @GodsCoelacanth for suggesting it!)

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?" - Gandalf

"We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees." - Pippin

"Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror." - Gimli

"There is no greater motivation than love and no greater evil than treachery." - Clefspeare

"A man that flies form his fear may find that he has only taken a short cut to meet it." - Sador

"For who would lie idle when the king returns?" - Faramir

"Two views? There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there's never more than one." - Mr. Hingest

"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it" - Thomas Sowell

"All Wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care" - Gandalf

"...as humans, we shed many tears--for what was lost, for what might have been, and for the end of friendships." - Valcor

"It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two" - Eowyn

"Wood and water, stock and stone, I can master; but there is a Wizard to manage here." - Treebeard

"Help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter." - Gandalf

"Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it? Or, if they are wise, why should they expect to know it, until the hour has struck?" - Elrond

"... I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." - Faramir

"You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit?" - Gandalf

"Well I was born lucky, whatever my gaffer may say!" - Sam Gamgee

"I wish I could know that I'm going to blunder before I do" - Someone I know

"I may be a burglar, but I am an honest one, I hope, more or less." - Bilbo Baggins

"But it is one thing to see what needs doing, and quite another to find" - Gandalf 

"Trials change a man, you know. They make a Godly man stronger, wiser, a better leader, and, believe it or not, more humble." - Marilyn Bannister 

"At the table small men may do the greater deeds" - Beregond

"My word, but the Gaffer would have a thing or two to say, if he saw me now!" - Sam Gamgee

"Let us now go on with the journey we have begun!" - Gandalf

🎶 Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow 🎶

Quote of the Year:

2023: "One day, they'll sell this air in cans!"

2022: "It's Vienna, it's Vienna!"

2021: "It's ok to be purple."

2020: "Is this guy Catholic?"

2019: "Wait Wait Wait Wait for the stuff!"

Bit by bit, my profile keeps getting longer XD

"For legal reasons, that was a joke!" - Brayden