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The Unbeatable Chess Club

║99.9% of you won't post this. When         ║

║Jesus died on the cross he was                 ║

║thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that║

║cares, put this on your profile.                   ║

⭐ 1️⃣0️⃣ 🇹‌🇭‌🇮‌🇳‌🇬‌🇸‌ 🇮‌ 🇰‌🇳‌🇴‌🇼‌ 🇦‌🇧‌🇴‌🇺‌🇹‌ 🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌:

 ☆  1. You're reading this

 ☆  2. You're a human

 ☆  3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips

 ☆  4. You've just attempted to do it

 ☆  6. You're laughing at yourself

 ☆  7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

 ☆  8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5

 ☆  9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too

 ☆  10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too

A Random Piece of Advice from @Advait0007

Erm...Not Excuses!

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

People I know:

@Ilovevampirestomuch, my wonderful, favorite, and most trusted friend on chess.com

@NATIOYUJIN, a good friend (Club: International Club Infinite)

@crashmaster2point2, my irl friend, improving at chess quickly

@Advait0007, a person who is sometimes confusing

Lost your pen = no pen

No pen = no notes

No Notes = no study

No study = fail

Fail = no diploma

No diploma = no work

No work = no money

No money = no food

No food = you get skinny

Skinny = then you get ugly

Ugly = no lover

No lover =  no marriage

No marriage = no children

No children = alone

Alone = depression

Depression = sickness

Sickness = Death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen.

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