MeatMonsterMan

I'm just some guy, but I promise after one conversation, you'll not only not know If I'm serious or being ironic, you'll also have the benefit of not getting back that hour or two you spent listening to me, which is a good thing, I save people time on layover flights, being on time to work? That's company time, that's not on me, that's on the parents. That's on the government.

Favorite Activity: Teaching Orangutans in Malaysia how to program Java Script

Favorite Pencil: Blackwing Palomino 602

Chess Playstyle: Doing things wrong until they turn out right.

Biggest Fear: Being disallowed from making casual visits to the DMV, because I love bureaucracy when it doesn't apply to me.