Drummer_GD_Elijah

Last updated on 6/25/2024

Watch to the end to get a good laugh:

Hi, I'm Elijah. I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, and I believe that the Bible is 100% true and inspired by God.

My interests:

Chess (STILL don't have a USCF rating yet, too bad)

Geometry Dash (GD in my username btw)

Can't think of anything else currently :/

99.9% of you won't post this.  When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.

CLUB BANNERS:

(now Christian Chess Youth Group. New banner coming)

To those of you who don't know who Xumi is, please refer to these links:

chess.com/clubs/forum/view/xumi-a-brief-guide

chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/who-is-xumi-answered

CHESS GOALS (for 2024)

1300 daily

1000 blitz

800-ish bullet (I've pretty much retired from bullet, I have horrible mouse skills lol)

1400 rapid

45 Puzzle Rush (Survival)

35 3-min

35/40 5-min

2000 in rated puzzles

DISCLAIMER: My friends and clubs displayed on the bottom right corner are not my closest and/or fav friends and clubs. I have a section here for that:

FULL LIST OF ALL CLUBS I AM CURRENTLY STAFF IN

uh this doesn't include random promotions in small clubs so feel free to skip this unless you're interested in joining any of these clubs ig

Co-owner of Tanjiro Chess School (123 members, got ban-attacked, used to have 300+ members)

SA in:

The Official Off Topic Club

Geometry Dash Club

Chess For Book Nerds - CBN

City of Future GMs

Xumi hate club lol

The UCO - United Clubs Organization

Admin in:

Become Popular (38 members, has a lot of notable people in it)

RESISTANCE AGAINST XUMI

CYCT Gamers Club

Dark UI CHTers

geometry dash friends

Preach the Word 

The Chess World Cup

The Unofficial Real Cheating Forum

Lightnings Bolts (518 members)

Coordinator in:

Christian Chess Youth Group (345 members)

Paladins Of Chess (2.3k members)

Union of Chess Masters (also 2.3k members)

Stay tuned for when I can search through all the clubs that I am coordinator in

Shoutouts:

@NATIOYUJIN Because I'm on your bio, you deserve to be on mine...etc etc etc

@Lightning Isaac! You're awesome, dude. Maybe one day you could be my coach...haha. Thanks for founding ETC, it's an awesome club. It's kinda like an extension to CHT, but you don't have to be homeschooled...and your other clubs are awesome, too!

@InstructorJosh Thanks, Uncle Josh, for gifting me a Gold membership for 22-23...and for the Diamond membership for this year. It's really helped a lot and has played a crucial role in my chess improvement. And of course, for being the coolest uncle.

@Admiral_ChessBeard Haha, Ray, thanks for being my friend. I've known you for so long, it feels like we've known each other forever...I'm still willing to get you a membership if you'll tell me if you're older or younger than me...lol 

And who could've guessed you were a CHTer? I'm sure not many people know that.

@BombCraft I HAVE A HIGHER PERCENTAGE ON NINE CIRCLES THAN YOU BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

@Zunayed_781038 Thanks for all the (hundreds, it feels like) forums that we bumped. That was fun. I remember there was one back from 2007! Wow.

@Buddy5622 Thanks to you, I found chess.com. If you never happened to play a game on that app right before you moved, (three years ago? wow) I would've never discovered this site. And the rest is history.

@PresidentMystery My apprentice.

@GMchessminator YESSSSS YOU'RE BACK

@GM_of_Australia Too bad you had to leave chess.com...

Wow, that was a lot of people to thank. Sheshhhhhhhhh... (huh only 12 people that's not very many out of my 500+ friends) (every one of my friends are there for a reason, I don't accept or send random friend requests)

Your username here! DM me if you think you're worthy enough to be on my bio

To all the Christian Homeschoolers out there, join CHT if you haven't! It's the most crazy, amazing, and family-like club on chess.com. I've made lots of incredible friends there, Christian Homeschool Team changed my life for the better, and I hope it does the same for you. 

I am a Christian who loves the Lord and trusts Him as my Savior. To those out there who feel alone or just beyond help, you can know there is always Jesus, and you can always turn to Him no matter what. He accepts you for who you are, and changes you for the better. To anyone who feels too lost and far gone to trust Him, know that there is nothing you can do to make Him love you less. He will ALWAYS be there for you. Jesus loves YOU and would love to have you in his kingdom. If you ever have any questions about Christianity feel free to DM me! 

People I have successfully rickrolled (stay tuned):

@Admiral_Chessbeard

@TheAustralianJuggernaut

@ButterflyStar11

@FutureGM2011

@Pegasus

@AFormalCactus

@Rickrolling4Jesus

@BombCraft

@JHONTHEBAPTISTOFFICIAL

@Levys_Lamp 

@JDC6123

THE ANTHEM TO THE GREATEST CLUB ON CHESS.COM

Gotham's Mob 2023 Meme of the Year (by @BombCraft)

lol

I read all my messages.

Btw my USCF status is fake, I still have to play 21 more games before I can get an actual rating. Unfortunately they're so far away it's very expensive when it comes to gas to get there and back, so getting a rating might take a while...RIP  

If you read all the way down here, leave a note saying "I read to the end of your bio". It's mandatory. Seriously.

Challenge me to a unrated DAILY game, I will probably accept! (preferably 14 days to make a move) I may or may not accept live rated/unrated games, depends on what I'm doing.

See you on the 64 squares!

🚧 *Bio still under construction*🚧

(Curse warning for video below, if you can I recommend watching lol: )

If for some reason you want to see my old bio, click here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20240408195523/https://www.chess.com/member/drummer_gd_elijah