MrBurger

About Me:

• I know 10 things about you (and maybe more ):

1. You are reading this. 2. You cannot say the letter m without touching your lips. 3. You just tried it. 5. You realized you cannot do it. 6. You're probably not faster than a cheetah. 7. You did not realize that I skipped 4. 8. You went to go see if it's true. 9. You realized that I'm telling the truth. 10. Most of the things that you just read were probably true.

Adoptions:

• Currently none (though I'd be happy to adopt a misguided chess player)