MelonsFromMars

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I KNOW 10 THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. YoU aRE rEAdINg ThiS
2. yOu ArE hUmAN
3. YOu cAN't SAy tHe LeTteR "P" WiTHoUt sEpaRAtInG YOur LipS
4. YoU JuST AtTEmpTeD tO Do iT
6. yOU ReALiZEd You cOUldN't dO It
7. yOu sKIpPeD nUmBeR 5.
8. yoU jUSt cHEcKEd tO SeE If tHErE wAs a NuMBer 5.
9. YoU fElL fOr iT aND eVErYoNE eLSe Did tOO
10. NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS AND SEE WHO FALLS FOR IT!!!

Location:

behind you

Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer. Put this as your profile if you’re against bullying.

║99.9% of you won't post this.                     ║

║When Jesus died on the cross                    ║

║he was thinking of you.                              ║

║If you're one of 0.1% that cares              ║ 

║  Put this on your profile.                          ║ 

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Why you can't study 

  Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

By @DiDiQi