Greetings fellow earthlings! It's a nice day on earth! The planet I'm definitely from! I'm definitely not an alien or anything! But it's a good day to spread humor, kindness, and the love of Jesus, so let's start!
99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.
I know 10 things about you:
1. You are human
2. You are reading this
3. You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips
4. You just tried to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on you face and you skipped number 5
8. You checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You are laughing at yourself because everyone else fell for it
10. Now copy and paste this and see who else falls for it too
Dm me the word, "tomato".