jeffxgoodman

Jeff Goodman is an Aquarian who identifies as half gen x and half millennial.  He has avoided Fortnite, and he has long, ugly toes.  He's not interested in meeting hot singles of any gender or persuasion and has a disgust for politicians, in general. 

Mild mannered, Jeff tends to prefer boycotts to confrontation, so he will likely decline your gambit and refuse to shop at Hobby Lobby, two habits he acquired while attending seminary.  

Jeff was born in Washington, became Texan as an infant.  His allegiance is to the United States of America, so he tries to hide his preference of Mexican Coca-Cola to the "American" (US) version.  Sarcasm aside, Jeff has traveled enough to know his place in the world, and his favorite places are Central Asia, Peru, French Polynesia (Teahupo'o!), Quépos (Manuel Antonio), and Baltimore.  He actually hasn't been to Baltimore.  

"Live, Love, and Castle Early"