"I'm too young to die and too old to eat off of the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!
- Kalmar Wingfeather, probably.
Onion rings are just vegetable donuts
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes."
-Marcus Aurelius
Roses are red, Violet's are blue
Faces like yours belong in zoo
Don't be mad, I'll be there too
Not in a cage, but laughing at you
I am one of the top scholastic 6-8 chess players in Idaho, and enjoy blogging about my chess tournaments.
Highest rated win: 2100
Skills: Blundering mate-in-one's in random bullet games.
Stay healthy!
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