The penguin on the left is you and the penguin to the right is me beating you at chess.
Fun facts about me:
- I live in the Elizabeth Tower.
- I am friends with the founder of the European Chess Club in real life.
- I am willing to provide £50 to those who accept my draws. (Not that I ever usually need to draw).
- I am 6’5 and can lift 150kg (330lb), give or take.
- I once had 1,100 elo, but my account got hacked and now I only have 550.
- I win 93% of all matches.
- I am friends with 54 girls, both on Chess.com and in real life.
- I have a couple of nondescript lamborghinis knocking about in my veritably large garage.
- I have a butler and his name is John.
- I am friends with Scacchitoto.
ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : Peer Gynt Suite No 1: III. Anitra’s Dance - Edvard Grieg
1:35 ───ㅇ───── 3:47
↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺
volυмe : ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉
↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ piece ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ
Here’s proof that I had 1,100 elo before I was hacked:
Stop reading my profile, you sad case!