a4feesh

Formerly known as AwesomeChessRebel and a4prevails.

Are you sick and tired of playing the same boring openings over and over again?

According to the University of Smart People in Florida, new studies show that 1. e4?? loses to 1. ... b5!!. This move blows open the position. Here is a sample game from GM Cagnus Marlsen and me:

Cagnus then resigned because of the incoming threat of Kxd1#!!.

Now here is a sample game I played as white against GM Nikaru Hakamura with the new groundbreaking opening 1. a4!!:

Nikaru then resigned because he was in so much shock of the glorious move that is 1. a4!.

Albort Einstine had this to say about the opening: "Studies show that you are 80% more likely to win as white against black with 1. a4!! no cap, fr fr."

As George Washingmachine once said, "If you don't know what you're doing, then your enemy doesn't know what you're doing."

Also, check out my new study, "Traps with GM a4prevails" here:

https://lichess.org/study/sxeotVZh/hWv8sqPa