🤖Scorched Earth (RP)🌎

[ Sakurai never worked at Nintendo.

He’s only worked at HAL and Sora, the latter of which was founded by him and his wife after Sakurai left HAL. Sora and Nintendo just happen to be best buds, I guess. ]

? But didnt sakurai make smash bros? And isnt that a nintindo game????

(Yo elias check truth or dare)

[ Nintendo is its publisher, but the actual developers are:

• Super Smash Bros.: HAL Laboratory
• Super Smash Bros. Melee: HAL Laboratory and Intelligent Systems
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl: HAL Laboratory, Sora, Game Arts, Monolith Soft, Paon, and Intelligent Systems
• Super Smash Bros. 4: Sora and Bandai Namco
• Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Sora and Bandai Namco ]

Brawl has a lot of devs…

[ yea ]

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Why is there an E

why not an E

Why not not an E

Prologue

1:54 A.M.

Here is the sound of the pattering rain that eats away at flesh.

Here is the sound of a creaking front door.

Here is the sound of weightless footsteps ascending the stairs.

Here is the sound of a door thrown ajar.

Here is the sound of a drawn sword.

Here is the sound of steel meeting flesh.

Here is the sound of finality.

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Part One: The Empty Grave

8:26 A.M.

Chapter One: Murder Mystery

[now is the time to introduce your characters ig]

Uhhh

[DID CHIP GET MUTED????]

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[Chip if you're reading this, I get it, automute is an idiot, but also YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON JUST WHEN THE RP STARTS RAAAAAAAH]

Said its probably cuz it thought it was spam

[let's just continue on and have Chip introduce themselves later]