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ChimichuriCat
*I put the RPG down and rip a cannon of each troll*
BlueHairedBoy13
“Alright guys im going to throw this thing, where the robots at?”
ChimichuriCat
“WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE CANNONS?” *I toss ten cannons to Blue*
BlueHairedBoy13
“I DONT NEED THEM I HAVE THIS THING!!!”
One of the cannons lands on my pinky toe “OW WTF DUDE.”
ChimichuriCat
“FORGET IT THEN!” *I continue rapidly pulling pieces off the trolls*
Witch_King_Of_Angmar3

"Just a few seconds......"

Ato is furiously firing her makeshift plasma pistol.

"I don't know anywhere, we're surrounded!"

Vainor is hunching over the device.

"To fire the cannons, point them at somebody at think about firing."

BlueHairedBoy13
“ALRIGHT IM THROWING IT OUT FRONT!”
I run to the front door and swing it open before tossing the void bomb outside
ChimichuriCat
*I jump off the trolls just in time to dodge the bomb*
BlueHairedBoy13
The void bomb hits the ground and flashes with an intense light as it expands and consumes the robots outside, it hits some of the house but a lot of the robots outside are now consumed by the eternal abyss
ChimichuriCat
*I race back over (since my size isn’t very efficient) and begin firing with my RPG again*
BlueHairedBoy13
“Alright any way we can block out the rain rq? I gotta go outside to do this next one.”
Witch_King_Of_Angmar3

"....and done! I've pinpointed the location!"

Ato is firing at the remnants of the robot forces.

"Good, let's find it before more show up."

"The signal is half a kilometer west."

BlueHairedBoy13
“Sorry? I only speak in miles whats a kilometer?”
ChimichuriCat
*I put down my RPG* “Are those the last ones?”
Witch_King_Of_Angmar3
SirEliasMuffinlot wrote:

“Uh–“

Mustard points the plasma gun at the gunship.

”So I just think about firing?”

Vainor throws the device aside.

"No, that's for the troll cannons. You just pull the trigger. Simple, modern stuff."

SirEliasMuffinlot

“Oh. Yeah, not used to technology.”

Mustard pulls the trigger.

ChimichuriCat
*I take a deep breath*
Witch_King_Of_Angmar3

Ato rummages around in her cloak.

"Luckily, I thought to bring umbrellas."

Ato throws a bucket of them onto the floor.

ChimichuriCat
“Yes!” *I snatch one decorated with cats* “What? Do you think I’d choose a dog pattern or something?”
Witch_King_Of_Angmar3
SirEliasMuffinlot wrote:

“Oh. Yeah, not used to technology.”

Mustard pulls the trigger.

The shot fired at the remains of robots misses and hits Vainor's helmet.

"...maybe we should get you something more beginner friendly..."