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friedmelon wrote:

AND i SNEAK OUT OF THE CLASSROOM

whoops all caps

Which entry point? The door? If so, it's pretty easy to spot you. Teacher makes you write

"I will not attempt to escape the classroom." 10 times...

HorribleTomato

ACTION DECLINED

The teacher is a human, ry. Don't try.

Junebug444

I tackle you even without my pants on. I don't need pants to stop you, fool!

HorribleTomato

Try 1 at a time, ry To aggressive! The window isn't even open yet.

Also the teacher is obviously heavier than you, man.

ALL ACTIONS DENIED except the fact that you have a tomato.

Junebug444

Well, in that case, you break through the school floors and get stuck because you're so heavy. How unfortunate.

HorribleTomato
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Good luck tackling a 6000 pound man lol

I specified you are a human STUDENT.

Junebug444
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Juny, falling through the floor COUNTS AS ESCAPING LOL

You fall thought the floor, but not through the ground. Most of your body would still be in the school.

HorribleTomato
rychessmaster1 wrote:
The teacher ways more than 6000 pounds? (NO, you weigh about 100.)
I ask to go to the bathroom, throw the tomato at the janitor, SUMO THROW Juny, and ESCAPE

Bold actions accepted, others not. You are not heavy enough to Sumo Throw juny.

HorribleTomato

It does with sumo throwing.

Junebug444

I block it with my clipboard. You gotta be more clever than direct attacks.

eryxc
HorribleTomato wrote:
eryxc wrote:
HorribleTomato wrote:

I'm confused. What in the WORLD is eryxc doing?

Teacher sees eryxc writing I love you and goes from mood: Angry at eryxc to mildly amused.

Perfect! I use that and then ask the teacher to kiss me. All the students laugh.

Action accepted. Teacher is EMBARRASSED.

I request if I can go to the bathroom

eryxc
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Ive broken boards before
A clipboard is a board so
Even if that doesn’t work
Jab Jab Cross Hook Kick Sidekick CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK Jab Hook Uppercut TKO

 

HorribleTomato
eryxc wrote:
HorribleTomato wrote:
eryxc wrote:
HorribleTomato wrote:

I'm confused. What in the WORLD is eryxc doing?

Teacher sees eryxc writing I love you and goes from mood: Angry at eryxc to mildly amused.

Perfect! I use that and then ask the teacher to kiss me. All the students laugh.

Action accepted. Teacher is EMBARRASSED.

I request if I can go to the bathroom

Accepted.

HorribleTomato
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Ive broken boards before
A clipboard is a board so
Even if that doesn’t work
Jab Jab Cross Hook Kick Sidekick Roundhouse kick Jab Hook Uppercut TKO

Clipboard broken, but you didn't harm junebug.

HorribleTomato
cottonsock wrote:
I’ve decided to throw the towel in , and think to myself “ It’s
not such a bad school after all “

Cottonsock quits.

HorribleTomato
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Read the last line

It's not RPG, JuneBug has to make his counterattack. Plus you said "If it fails". It didn't fail.

eryxc
cottonsock wrote:
I’ve got a spare banana skin , if anyone wants it !

I will

HorribleTomato

eryxc gains item: banana skin, gifted from cottonsock!

eryxc
HorribleTomato wrote:
eryxc wrote:HorribleTomato wrote:
eryxc wrote:
HorribleTomato wrote:

I'm confused. What in the WORLD is eryxc doing?

Teacher sees eryxc writing I love you and goes from mood: Angry at eryxc to mildly amused.

Perfect! I use that and then ask the teacher to kiss me. All the students laugh.

Action accepted. Teacher is EMBARRASSED.

I request if I can go to the bathroom

Accepted.

I go to the bathroom legit abut I pick up the toilet paper rolls in the stall, and hide them in the sink of the girls bathroom. I then see Juny walk passed and run back to class without her seeing me

HorribleTomato

Junebug is female? OOPS.

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Anyways accepted. Teacher is almost neutral now to you.