I've contacted a friend of mine to give me any info on Chess.com. It turns out the site is located on an Ancient Indian burial ground. And Erik Allbest didn't build it......he won it in a poker game in Baltimore in 1999. The guy who lost it started shooting at Erik. Erik ran like hell to get out of town.....and didn't stop running till he got to California.
HELLO
I understand you're a Staff member at Ches.com. What can you tell me? I've been a Staff member for 10 years. Its bad....its really bad. We'll delete posts.....we delete threads......we even delete accounts.....and the next thing you know.....they pop back up the next day. I've encountered "floating heads" while responding to support tickets. Some moderators snuck in there at 6am one day. They saw a LOT of poltergeist activity..things being thrown around on the're own.
I started my walk through the forums in "off-topic" I'm feeling a lot of pain......lost chess games.....sorrow. Now we're in the basement of Chess.com......... its very cold. Oh, I'm feeling a lot of pain.....a lot of death.......people we're killed here.......I'm getting visions of a 2Q......superchessmachine......Johnny Mushacha.............they and many others were killed down here.
We're always getting nuisance calls to respond to Chess.com. It turns out to be nothing but it makes me angry because I'll have a mate in 2 against the Lieutenant here and we have to respond.
I'm picking up a spirit by the name of yoho?......coho?.......no....Kohai She's not an evil spirit but a lot of the activity started after she left the site. It seems that she was trying to protect the members & the site. She had to leave.......too much pain.
Its time for "the reveal" , for that we're gonna talk to Mr Erik. Hello......sorry I haven't gotten to watch your show a lot.....I'm too busy fighting off spirits. What do you recommend we do to make Chess.com better? Should we get rid of RJC?
You need to bring in a Catholic Priest and a couple of Shamans. Do a cleansing in the forums every week. Also, hire a few mediums on your Staff or as moderators.
Yeah,....that sounds like something we could do. Say........could you take some evil spirits out and ......just by chance.......happen to "accidentally" deposit them on lichess? I mean, if you could......I would call the're CEO everyday and just say....."check", and hang up.
Well........we could do that for you to lichess........but you'd have to do something for us. Send Kohai some flowers. Tell her you miss her.......weather you do or you don't, its irrelevant........its the offering that counts.
Lola is a friend to all. If the activity doesn't subside in 30 days.......call us back. We'll mount some "spirit boxes" in random threads and issue K-2 meters to all the Staff. I can't thank you enough for all the work you've done for us. I probably should of called you awhile back but Chess.com is my baby. I thought I could handle it.
We didn't take this job because RJC asked us........we took it after looking at your "community guidelines". It seems that those guidelines don't just serve the living.......but the dead also..
My name is Steve DisChiavi.....along with my partner Amy Allan we investigate paranormal activity. We we're called to Chess.com by RJC. So Ronnie, what's been happening....how can we help? Many posters have been seeing shadow people.....Staff is seeing tickets of members getting pushed. I posted one day and went to bed....when I woke up there we're scratches on my back. People go missing all the time. Posts get deleted for no reason. Strange voices also.....full bodied apparitions even when "The Ghostess Lola" is not logged on.