Actually a pretty decent opening
Make your own opening
I don't know if this already has a name or not.
1. Knight's Invasion (Not a very creative name imo) (requires a mistake for black I think)
Same thing with this one. Also don't know if this also already has a name.
2. En Passant's opening
I don't know if any of them have already have a name, except for the first one.
3. The Trader's Opening, Pawn's March Variation
Why would you sacrifice your pawn for nothing???
4. The Pawn's Sacrifice
When your rook wants freedom.
5. The Rook's Escape
Here's the normal version of The Trader's Opening. I'm not trying to copy someone's opening, just saw "The Trade Opening" while writing this.
6. The Trader's Opening
Who trades a queen so early???
7. Without The Queen
This is the final one I'll do.
8. The Queen's Jumpscare
Overdosed Bongcloud Opening: Queen Blunder Variantion