FORCE yourself to in mate in 2
Hit below the waist. Doesn't count.
(that was pretty epic, by the way)
This is what's called a helpmate (typically black gets mated in helpmate problems, but I think we can make an exception), but the puzzle is not very good because there are a few different ways to helpmate in 2 from the starting position.
1. f4 e6 2. g4 Qh4# is just one of them, the others are just slight:
1. g4 e6 2. f4 Qh4#
1. g4 e5 2. f4 Qh4#
1. f4 e5 2. g4 Qh4#
A good puzzle will have a unique move at each move.
harder than my other Fool's mate puzzle. guess i just gave you guys a hint