Stupendously Terrifying Opening Practice (S.T.O.P.)
Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!
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Are my openings stupid enough?
When I'm losing, I sometimes play the Dodd Gambit. You simply shout its name as you're being crushed.
knightshift2970 wrote:
When I'm losing, I sometimes play the Dodd Gambit. You simply shout its name as you're being crushed.
When you want to scare your opponents into resigning (don’t) do the S.T.O.P. (It’s before this message)
The Russian system: Classical variation
The Russian system: Ukraine Counter-gambit
Polish opening: King's pawn gambit accepted: Re-capture variation
spacecatchess2007 wrote:
Dutch defense: Quadruple dutch variation
It sounds like two people speaking double Dutch! 
I call it the french opening. Just abort
Sep 22, 2024
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starts with a4 and keep moving all the pawns two squares
The Resignation opening
The Hyper Double Fianchetto.
Post post post modern opening
They won't see this one coming
King's pawn opening: The polish defense: King's knight variation
Sicilian Defense, Broken Gambit (accepted)
Sicilian Defense, Broken Gambit (declined)
Sicilian Defense, Broken Gambit, Madman Countergambit (accepted, f3 instead of the last move is declined)
The Sprinbonnie Opening
P.A.T.G. Opening (P.A.T.G. Stands for Pawns Are The Greatest)