how to become a GM

Play games,analyse them,do puzzles,rest,sleep,that's the rule of the turtle school 😆

Sacrifice a goat

Please the pagan chess gods with a blood ritual. You must remember to name each one, from the lowly pawn to the great queen to the wise yet frail king. Once you have acquired their support, play in international FIDE rated tournaments, analyze your games, play puzzles, and make sure your oppositions average rating is around 2600. If you are not quite at GM strength yet, consider playing against people at your rating level on chess.com, lichess, USCF, or FIDE games/tournaments to prepare. Remember to sacrifice a rook to please our overlord Gotham, bathe in the tears of your crushed opponents, and find and destroy anyone who dares beat you in a game of chess, in order to increase your effectivity. Good luck!

This is a joke

Simple. Use A cheating engine like 90% of the playerbase

You joined today. How do you know 90% cheat?

Because this is my 17000th newly created account after deleting my profile for 16999 times. 
Losing streaks against 400Elos in beginner league playing with A 1500's ELO strenght and 97.2 accuracy does that to A man.

Take two weeks off. And then quit altogether.

He asked about Elo ratings. You don't get Elo ratings online. How is anyone going to cheat using an engine in an OTB game?

Faalhond: I see you are deleting some of your not-very-well thought-out posts. You should delete a few more!!!!

1000 elo playing like A 1600 and using hidden chess moves that 1000's elo's don't know.

No one cares about your latest game. Not even your mommy.

Then why did you mention it in the first place? Coont

mention what? Dumasss.

Note when I go from D7 and D5. And he does it again when I move B7 to B5. 
1000 elo players do not know such moves. 
https://www.chess.com/game/live/120322974418

Then why did you mention it in the first place? Coont

mention what? Dumasss.
-That I deleted my posts

I mentioned no such thing. Dream on.

You're just trolling now, I advise you toasterbath yourself

because the post you deleted was borderline moronic.