hi guys? is chess racist??? is it homophobic???????? EXPLANATION IN COMMENTS

so, i was playing chess (thats right, chess, not checkers ) and then, i noticed something, where are my trans and bisexual and interracial chess pieces???? this is fucking 2024, give us some diversity smh (shacking my head for those absolute hooligans), now, lets get down to the "basics", by my calculations, chess is RACIST HOMOPHOBIC, and really really SEXIST. See now, the strongest piece is female (GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!) but, WE only have ONE. Excuse me??? didn't you know when babies are made, they have a half a chance at being a GIRL or BOY. BUT, we only have 1 female piece of out the 72 pieces on the board. the math doesn't end up. NOW, i get even MORE mad, because the pieces that are trans (pawns) are the weakest on the board. Excuse me???? are you calling the trans weak! this is 2024, not 1924! you silly goose? Now... you silly guys.... what about the knight????? did you know, the knight, kind of, moves like, a swastika. in culclusion if you support chess you are HOMO{HOBIC, RACIST, SEXIST, TRANSPHOBIC. Now... you choose... the dark side... or the trans side.... 
(mike drop)

agreed, white starts first in chess. not to mention there are far more white gms than black ones.