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LegendarySpartan
long_quach wrote:
LegendarySpartan wrote:

Truth is a twisted and tricky thing and people interpret truth varyingly. What you think is the truth cannot be the truth for others. Hell, there're still some hippies who think the world is flat as a blin~ 

Of course. The Blind Men and the Elephant.

But I don't lie. I tell it like I know and feel it.

Thanks for calling me blind grin.png And I'm not a man or men nor an elephant, but I guess I'll probably be one soon enough with all the sour cream I'm eating

 

LegendarySpartan

And yep, I'm trying to annoy you~

 

LegendarySpartan

Nah, haven't touched children's stories since god-knows-when. Anyhow, I prefer murder stories. Not interested in short lil sentences like Mommy has a candy. Also, you're annoying me, actually.

 

LegendarySpartan

Lol, neither are muder stories

 

LegendarySpartan

Stop debating with me, will you? Unless you want to help me rush for a Lit essay, which of course I'll be very grateful for your expertise~

 

LegendarySpartan
LegendarySpartan wrote:

Stop debating with me, will you? Unless you want to help me rush for a Lit essay, which of course I'll be very grateful for your expertise~

 

 

 

LegendarySpartan
long_quach wrote:
LegendarySpartan wrote:
LegendarySpartan wrote:

Stop debating with me, will you? Unless you want to help me rush for a Lit essay, which of course I'll be very grateful for your expertise~

 

long_quach wrote:

I already know the answer.

I just want to see if you are honest.

 

Oh, right, I stole from a bookstore, lied to CIA about being a terrorist, also told FBI that I had a tipoff about Putin intending to explode the world... I'm definitely lying, aren't I? Look, I gotta go, so don't mind my absence. You can torture my brain when I'm back.

 

LegendarySpartan
long_quach wrote:
 

He's just a pest.

He made an account 5 minutes ago.

His account has been deleted many times.

The fu**~ talking about private parts when I'm trying to avoid your jabs is annoying. Outright annoying~

LegendarySpartan

Fah lah lah and I f****ed a dude with a 200 inch long peter before~

Moonwarrior_1

Bruh...

YuneJee

It's a pretty essay! But admissions officers want to see your ability to overcome problems, think critically, grow as a person, et cetera. It's better to tell a story where you learned something than talk about something and why you like it (unless you have something truly unique to say). Cut down on the stats and use more "I" statements. Talk about a time when you felt angry, frustrated, et cetera in a chess game. And try looking online for more admissions advice!

LegendarySpartan

It's called handling idiotism with sarcasm, though I'm no better than the dude with the green pfp~

 

LegendarySpartan
long_quach wrote:
LegendarySpartan wrote:

Fah lah lah and I f****ed a dude with a 200 inch long peter before~

Don't imitate the idiot.

I reported him.

 

Ah well. For once I'm listening to you

 

LegendarySpartan

Everything is wrong with him. He's racist. 

 

LegendarySpartan
Blackforestmeaning wrote:

Indians and pakis hate white people because white people are beautiful and smell nice. That's why India uses Pakistan to terrorise the west. 

Probably the reverse is true🤷‍♀️

 

LegendarySpartan
Blackforestmeaning wrote:

Awwww so kind

LegendarySpartan
colelander wrote:

Both lmaoooo

LegendarySpartan
Blackforestmeaning wrote:

Dude, are you posing as Nearthandal or something?

LegendarySpartan

Some people just are lol

 

LegendarySpartan
long_quach wrote:
LegendarySpartan wrote:

Both accounts are created today..

Both are fakes.

I'll report both.

Helped too