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Shiraaaaazi

Whats some of your chess pet peeves? :) Mine is people who open games 1. b3, 1. Na3, you know really dumb lines that are just obnoxious

Crazychessplaya

Opponents who spend minutes thinking about making a forced move.

PossibleOatmeal

Vinyl boards that won't lie flat.  Especially coupled with pure black and white pieces on a board that has pure black and white squares.  Even worse when the pieces are so enormous they barely fit inside the squares.  Also stupid analog clocks that tick so loudly you can hear them all the way across the room.

 

This set is a nightmare:

RonaldJosephCote

                  I can't stand people who DON'T USE turn signals.  Oh! I'm sorry, wrong thread.

The_Ghostess_Lola

I got the middle finger from some tourist on the road yesterday....altho' I did turn into him as he was crossing the street (he was walking so fast !). Some car rental co's. have removed their horns....cuz' it angers the islanders.

The_Ghostess_Lola

....Oh !! Time for a road rage rant forum. Hint Hint. 

kdr723

When you play as white and black just copies you move for move

franchessco613

opponents who. don't make the moves I planned on them making

m0ve

Really dirty chess pieces, with broken pieces, and pieces from mismatched sets.  A complete new decent chess set is pretty cheap, people!

Charetter115

Patzers who try to play the scholar's mate against 1.d4

oracledeckmaker

When players continue to try to force you to trade queens from the beginning of the game. 

blueemu

When people needlessly resurrect seven year old threads.

 

oracledeckmaker

I suppose you just schooled me by topping my post in the necessity department! 🥴

blueemu

To be fair... chess is a 1400 year old game. I suppose seven years or so is no big deal.

Wits-end

Ha! Unless you have an itch. Then seven years seems like an eternity. Now if you’re itching for a game of chess on an uneven vinyl board with black and white squares and black and white pieces… 

zachertz

When people play bc4 against the sicilian

Duck

When people demand a rematch and start spamming insults after the game when you decline

CraigIreland

Blunders.

Saravp1

opponents who spam the 'offer a draw' button  when they are completely losing 

mrfreezyiceboy

When people play weird unorthodox openings