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1000 reasons you won a game
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Why don’t we go ahead and start listing the reasons we won.
number 1: opponent’s power went out and thus they lost by “abandonment” (and we ended up “winning”)
2: your oppenent is using martin-bot
4: You sacrificed the ROOK!
5. You won because you're only the SECOND-dumbest person sitting at that chess-board.
6: you are following an opening trap tutorial and the opponent makes a different move, resulting in you thinking a lot and opponent thinking you found mate in 6674 and resigns.
7: The other person is cheating at the world championships without realising there are other people around.
9: because your opponent smashed the computer by accident
10: you sac every piece, you even sac yourself, and you punch the opponent in the face
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