1000 reasons you won a game
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4. Opponent forgot he or she was playing a game and lost by abandonment
5. Accidentally blunders the queen leading to mate in a couple of moves
6. Death
You rizzed them up and it was their move so they lost on time
#5 make sure to number your stuff
Guten-tag
8. They got banned mid-game
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I created this
9. you use you supreme intellect to do a 100-step process to make them get a heart attack in IRL
Why
#12 cause
2. Resignation
3. Time
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