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After a tense chess game between the two chess engines, a commentator said :
"Even though it is a suspense game i think they have played with no effort".
wow, @KIKOAPOLLO13 sounds familliar. as if i've read the exact same thing at the first page.
Once 2 friends Jinkle & Pinkle decided to play chess.
Jinkle boasted that he could defeat Pinkle with his left hand.
Pinkle accepted the challenge. Jinkle won playing with his left hand. When Pinkle started to cry Jinkle confessed that he was a southpaw. Thanks.
Jinkle boasted that he could defeat Pinkle with his left hand.
Pinkle accepted the challenge. Jinkle won playing with his left hand. When Pinkle started to cry Jinkle confessed that he was a southpaw. Thanks.
Aug 10, 2018
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#369
Q: What did the guy from Texas, who invented the move 'en passant', originally call it ?
A: El Paso
My bullet games.
Sep 20, 2018
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#371
So I was playing online chess on the computer, and my wife was doing some cleaning and vacuuming. At one point, she angrily asked: Can't you get up and help me a little bit? So I said: You know, life is like chess sometimes. Wife: How's that? Me: Well, what's the most powerful piece on the board? Wife: The Queen! Me: Yeah? So what does she do? Wife: Everything!! Me: What about the King? What does he do? Wife: Nothing!!! Me: Exactly!
Two chess players were playing chess. The player with the white pieces were waiting patiently for his opponent to make his move. He was not bothering him to make his move since he was already pondering his move for a long time already. So he keeps on waiting as what a true gentleman would do. After waiting for three hours, he kindly asks, " Are you going to make your move now?". His opponent answered, " I thought you are the one who is supposed to make the move". They both declared, "Game misplayed".
Hehehehe!
I think I might take the knight off!!
Check you later then!
What's called the Boston endgame?
Mating with two bishops...
: ) > > >
Mr. White and Mr. Black are playing a game (its current position is above, Black to move). Mr. Black is dominating endgame and he is about to win. He played a beautiful game, so in this position, Mr. White commented on his brilliance, saying, "Nice job, man! A1, my dude." Naturally, upon hearing this, Mr. Black played Qa1...
Remember when funny-chess-jokes used to be funny?
Hahaha, good joke.