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Why did the pawn cross the road
To get to the other side.
^^^ delete that, please. Very bad taste.
Mar 22, 2018
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#347
chessspy1 wrote:
^^^ delete that, please. Very bad taste.
I didn't want to offend anyone but it's so funny (if you don't get offended).
It's not okay to joke about death and terrorism?
Why can't we satirize the depths of life just for the heck of it?
Ask the victims
For of which we will mourn- but can we not have fun in the process bringing attention to the issue by satirizing it?
Mar 23, 2018
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#351
I laugh at anything that's funny, even if its making fun of me. Im sure you and everyone at some point laughed at a racist joke, even if its not good or respectful. If you don't like the joke, just pass by it.
I just don't believe this is the format for *satirizing* the tragic loss of life to so many people & to those affected by it.
If I died in those towers, I'd want people to be able to laugh about me after I'm dead. Just me.
okay-nuff said
Mar 25, 2018
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#356
Which chess opening has been played from both sides in the last US presidential elections?
The Hillbilly attack.
person A- know english, spanish ,italian,and french, person B-you must know a lot of languages
person A-no no i was talking about chess
i forked you... give me my pie... after all i have a fork
These got stupid fast...
1st man, I have a dog who plays chess
2nd man, Really? that is amazing!
1st man, Not really I got him with scholar's mate last game.