In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
“What a clever dog!”
But the man protests:
“No, no, he isn’t that clever. I’m leading three games to one!”
Funny Chess Jokes
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Aug 28, 2017
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#323
dont read too much into this one:
Chess: The only scenario where it’s ok for straight men to make moves on each other.
Aug 28, 2017
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#324
A young man goes to pick up his new girlfriend at her house and finds that she’s not ready yet. Her father lets him in and invites him to sit down.
“She’s only putting on her make-up… she won’t be long. Care for a game of chess?”
Why did Mussorgsky shave his head after capturing his opponent's two knights and eight promoted knights (ten knights all together!!)?
Because he hoped to be bald on Knight Mountain...
Hilarious, huh?
Nov 20, 2017
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#326
Person A: Would you rather a queen on your bed or on the chessboard?
Person B: Hmm, it depends on the position.
Why didn’t Bobby Fischer drink whiskey?
-cuz his dad told him it would put hair on his Chess!! Hahaha
-cuz his dad told him it would put hair on his Chess!! Hahaha
Nov 22, 2017
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#328
Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse .........
What do you call a Rook without the Ro ?
Just ok.
It can get worse... Here's a worse rook joke:
What is an Oriental chessplayer's favorite Star Wars saying?
"Use the force, Rook..."
i can get worse
What is it called when, in a chess game(not checkers), one of the kings(never both) is in check, that is, the king on the attacking square of the opponent's piece, and cannot move anywhere else without being in check. The piece that is checking the trapped king in this situation cannot be captured as it is not on an attacked square of the opposing side. The line of sight of the checking piece also cannot be blocked in this scenario.
A: Checkmate
'Not a legal Move - The Kings and queens are placed wrong.
This is Always the way you can recognize someone that write about chess and even spend much time to make a drawing but has no knowledge about chess.
Funny suggest woman know not so much about chess and then draw a diagram with the kings and queens wrong yourself. Making a fool of your self, lol! ( the drawer and writer )
tintin11 schreef:
Spassky after his divorce, " My wife and I were like Bishops of opposite colours".
Ha ha this and the joke with the man played chess with his dog till now were the most funny ones to me!
AussieYank schreef:
Once a King, always a King. But once a Knight is enough!
And that why the knight went for a brain surgery because he heart from a friend it could him make more inteligent. After the surgery the King asked him and how you are? And the knight said, No worries mate!
DeiAgnus schreef:
My girlfriend thought that there are 69 chess pieces on the board.
And all fallissymbols.
A dutch farmer spoke to a chessplayer and the chessplayer asked the farmer,
what do you do for a living? And the farmer said, well I fok horses!
Said the chessplayer, Pardon? Said the farmer , Yeah paarden!
That ain't right bro
FutureRain wrote:
Person A: Would you rather a queen on your bed or on the chessboard?
Person B: Hmm, it depends on the position.
Two chess players wanted to go to a chess tournament together by car.
After some time the driver had to check his street map:
“What do you think? Is it better if we take the main variation or the side variation?