Funny Chess Jokes

Hahaha,that was a clever one

In chess KISS system is the best: Keep It Simple Stupid.

My girlfriend thought that there are 69 chess pieces on the board.

Wendy's roasts on twitter

You know why I should be World Champion. Because Magnus Carlsen never beat me! (YES< I KNOW IT IS BAD!)

magnus carlson

on glassman

what is black and white and red all over ?

A zebra reading a chess book

What is black and yellow all over?

A chess-playing-gorilla eating bananas.

This is true.

What kind of batteries should you use in your chess clock?

Alekhine.

Why did Marvel's apocalypse hire Kramnik as one of his henchmen

Because he was great at dealing with Gambits

BA DUM TISSSS

BA DUM Dum dum TSSSSSS

WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ABOUT A CHESS BOARD, 

NEVERMIND YOU WONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo are like a lemondate

A student is taking an online chess course, and he receives his homework from his instructor. It reads, "For homework, you must finish these ten chess puzzles. The link to the solutions is at the bottom. Oh, and don't forgot to triple check! The student, flustered and confused, submits an empty assignment with the message, "There are only double checks and discovered checks in chess, not triple checks!"

here are some jokes:

1) a roman chess player walked into a bar and held up two fingers.  He said "Five beers please."

2) what did E.T.'s mommy say to him when he got home?

"Where on EARTH have you been?" 

3) THere are two types of chess people in the word.

Those who can extropolate from incomplete data.

4)

Schroder's chess cat walks into a bar and doesn't

haha, Barry, I liked #3 XD

yo o ma