Funny Chess Jokes

and they said now you c3 of us.

@Aussie

sigh

*groan*

Nothing funny about that. I would resign, to the bedroom. 

michal_randziak wrote:

Who's saying checkmate?

I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.

Are they different sizes?

rats like cheese.

sory, guys, that doesn't look at al like chess.

I thought it would...

@ilikewindmills

Wait... I don't get it... 

You will !

why did the chicken cross the road?

he wanted to go to the chess tournament

ha ha ha

I love openings so much that some people call me a kan artist

 I'm so board that im gonna go and check with mate if theres anything we can other than h8 the stars at knight

Ok, im gonna go get a life now

those are great!

What did all the pawns say after getting food poisoning at the tournament party?

g  b a d  c h e f  you certainly are.