create the most stupid chess pieces!

The miner king. It moves like a normal king but has the ability to teleport from G1 to C1 (or from G8 to c8)and vice versa once a game.

SpaceUK amazon

Moves like an Amazon. When it captures a piece, it Noclips slaughterhouse, and then makes this noise

The quight. It can move like a queen and knight.

Zip bomb.

moves like a pawn. When captured, it spawns so many pawns that the board crashes.

that exists. its called an Amazon

Levy-Shoots rooks to protected squares

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And the answer is Herobrine it can do the same tricks the other peices do

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The dream A neutral piece that has a higher full of clutch items. Can normally move like a king, but when attacked and has nowhere to go will use one of the items to run somewhere on the board. It will try as much as possible to not be captured by moving somewhere after both players make a move. If captured by a player, though, he respawns and joins that player

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The rock, it only moves if one of your other pieces are standing it (let’s say it’s cause they throw rocks), but after that you can catapult it to take control of the center

A pawn that can turn into a king while doing pawn promotion

The footballer and the ball. The footballer can move like a king when controlling the ball and can also shoot the ball(and if it hits a piece that piece gets captured) 5 squares away or 3 squares away if needed to jump over an enemy piece. After the targeted piece gets captured, the ball takes its place, and the footballer now may move twice as far. The ball can block checks. Also it can't move without the footballer

The unchecker: finds the best place to move to stop a check but has I 20% chance to stop a checkmate from happening

The builder. A neutral piece which stays on the edges of the board and randomly builds a new tile that pieces may move to afterwards. It does not occupy any square and can't be captured. The new squares must be connected to the main board