2. he thought he won when he stalemated someone
1000 things a dumb chess player would do
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3. he never played standard chess he always played variants
That's 3 things
5) When eating at a restaurant, he might use the salt shaker to capture the pepper pot en passant.
7. He asks you if you're Australian because you said "checkmate"
9. He moves his bishop verdically and takes your king.
11. Swallows pieces he captured
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8. he en passants your knight... (lol my opponent once did this to me in an otb tournament)
LOL
12. He loses because he always forgets to hit the clock
13. Eats pizza while playing 30 sec chess otb
14. double click & misclick the draw button and accidently resgin
13. Main openings: The powerful 1. h4 and of course the always trustworthy 1. a4
A dumb chess player would move his knights in Al’s of all shapes and sizes
Check the king with a bishop in the opening when it can be stopped by a pawn
16. unironically play the wayward queen attack or crab
17. [mod edit: removed inappropriate comment - JG].
18. Fork the queen, king, and rook but take the rook
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