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22. not play fischer's defense against the king's gambit

NerdWithANecktie
27. You managed to achieve the world record of first negative elo
NerdWithANecktie
28. You reach the pawn to the end of the board and say “king me”
NerdWithANecktie
29. You reach a pawn to the end of the board and say “pawn me”
NerdWithANecktie
30. You tried to write a book about chess but you called the rooks castles (I actually read a book that did-)
NerdWithANecktie
31. You had to go to a speech therapist to stop calling the knights horses
AreHughDowdingMe

@ThunderAtSea, I used to play the Fischer Defense, but I switched to the Schallop Defense. There is an excellent video by GM Naroditsky.

knighthunter2024
pianoplayerjames wrote:

25. continue moving the post to the wrong category after the post was posted in the wrong category @bananapeeleater

Post moved to Fun with chess

sorry I posted this in the wrong area

Knight_king1014

#39 There actually look more like horses than knights

Knight_king1014

They*

Knight_king1014

34. His/her king is in check but continues capturing pawns

Knight_king1014

36. They think black is first

HemNishil

(I lost the number). There is no space between the kings in a standard game mode.

mrpopol

40 you ask if this is checkmate and wait for your opponent to respond (a friend of mine does this) 

SomersetOX

41#says checkmate when he mates own self

supermarshadow

42, on the first move, they play Qxe8 checkmate

x-8099979674

He sacrifices his queen for. A pawnn and a Knight witch he loses

x-8099979674

He thinks a pawn is a fish

DragonGamer231

Playing Qg4 when a knight, bishop, and pawn all control that square.

supermarshadow

46. He/She asks his/her opponent if this is checkmate, and if they don't respond immediately, they will assume they said no.