1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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9238. Your opponent moves and you hear the capture sound, but you can't remember what piece you had on that square. You start desperately scanning the board looking for your queen.

You think 'control the center' means decorating the board by arranging your pieces artistically

Your game strategy includes double and triple jumps.

you draw a drawing of a GM to tell people you drew a GM

that was 9341 by the way

9284: You found the only brilliant move to checkmate yourself.

9285: You move the Knight in an L shape instead of a W cause you have a losers mentality

9286: Your rating is -infinite

9287: Your pawns jump over pieces

9288: You put two pieces on the same square

I only need one sign ... Not 1000 ... To prove I am not a good player

9290: You think that when you capture a piece your piece can go on top of that piece and it moves in the same way as the piece you captured.

I thought knights did move as an L?

Someone (possibly HoS) has a version of this, with clip on collars. The capturing piece holds the power until used, then the collar is removed.

9293: you blunder your queen every game

9294: you watch YouTube while playing