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1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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MaxtonJHo

9297: You listen to your opponent and forfeit in a won position

ViranshTandon

9298 - u get hacked by the fbi cuaz ur using bots

LeMaiHoa2014

9299: gothamchess gets a email about the chess game u just played from your op and reviews it by saying “he did not sac the ruk… get out of here”

BrokenRocketBoat
9300!: your opponent has just a king and you are up by +35 and you forfeit because 35 is your unlucky number
BrokenRocketBoat
9301: You forgot you are not playing king on the hill
BrokenRocketBoat
9302: you forgot you are not playing atomic chess
9303: you forgot you are not playing spell chess
BrokenRocketBoat
697 more guys!
joehodes
9304 u play the London
joehodes
9305 u fianchetto a knight
joehodes
9306 y think Jankos games are good
joehodes
Ur pieces don’t like u
joehodes
U don’t know who magnus is
BrokenRocketBoat
9309: your best game was when you ate your own pieces for a stalemate
LeMaiHoa2014

9310: you are up a whole chessboard and u resign.

MaxtonJHo

9311: You forget tht it is your turn and timeout

LeMaiHoa2014

9312: somehow you eat the chess pieces, forfeiting you from the game

MonConClem
9313: you sacrifice your queen for a pawn randomly
MonConClem
Your eto is literally 1
MonConClem
I mean 9314: your eto is literally q
MonConClem
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