9296: You watch a levi video and then sacrifice da rooooooooooooooooooook for no reason.
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
9298: You think you are only allowed to play Halloween gambit on Halloween
9299: You think you are only allowed to play the Petrov if you're Russian
9300: Your opponent resigns but you don't understand that you actually won a game and think it's a draw offer instead; then you say "reject draw" and then resign yourself
9295: you don't know how to move your king