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1000 Reasons you lost to Martin (the bot)
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You resigned 😑
you insulted his son and he went full sicko mode on you
You called him worse then mittens and he killed you and turned u into his zombie minion forcing u to resign he killed u with zombie mittens
You don’t know how to pl- no that’s a way you winnnnn
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Ok I will
6: You win against him, so he replaces himself with the Gen Martin bot
7: You dropped your phone mid-game
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8. You don't know how to play chess
9. He gets too smart and plays for you
For some reason Martin's queen starts with an AK47 assault rifle. You expect me to beat that???????
I guess that's reason 10
11. Martin had 63 Queens!
(And i had only one king)
You were playing timed and spent all ur time looking for mate in 24
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I’ll start
1. You are 100 elo on chess.com
2. you gets fools mated
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