1000 Reasons You Lost a Game (Make Stuff Up)
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4. You were busy talking to your girlfriend and then you lost all your time
5. Your bad at chess
6. accidentally destroyed the chess.com server exactly there where my game was processed in such a way that i lost the game
7. Power outage
8. Your dog eats the breaker
9. It's 3:00 AM and you die to scary guy
10. I lose my queen have a hart atack and end up losing on time
11. Kira wrote the name of your king, because he committed the crime of betraying the queen with the bishop.
12. U were too busy trying to talk to the alians to make them stop The alians invasion, so u Talked for 40 years so they got bored and flew away and everyone got good at Chess except you
13 Your king is in the centre of the board
14. Mario wants your liver
15. You fall into the backrooms
16. You accidentally pin your queen to you king and you have nowhere to go and you can't get rid of the attacker (Pawns blocking squares, queen too far away, queen not defended, will be Mate in 1)
17. Dinosaurs are not extinct anymore so one eats you and you lose due to time
18. Grubhub man plagues your mind
You're focused on stealing sonic the hedgehogs chaos emeralds.
16 you got flagged
aserew12 wrote:
16 you got flagged
thats #20 to you
1. You eat chess.com
2. You type in ches.com and that's a hacker site so you get banned from the internet, so you die forever
3. DUCK INVASION WARNING.