1000 reasons you lost a game

115Ur parents turn the internet off.

117 you down a bottle of whiskey before the match

True lol.

119:ur parents force you to go outside

because i am me

123. Because the opponent was singing this song and so you blundered out of anger.

[@ 123. (Because he didn't resign when you had a +6 position for you.).].

#139

Ya got me!

I listened to the whole thing in the background. I love that song.

second one is realtable

125. You pee yourself, but you aren't Magnus

126. A bird poos on the board so you can’t see anything. You blunder.

131. i tried to pick my bunny up so he scratched me and i started bleeding really badly so i had to go to the hospital and therefore lost on time

132: I went to IKEA to eat some meatballs. When I returned, I found out that i lost on time.

133: My opponent hired Magnus Carlsen to beat me

134. Ur computer had a heart attact,and therefore u have to sacrifice a game to rescue ur pc

135. Magnus Carlsen hired my opponent to beat me