1001. U resign.
Repeat
Your opponent hacks the game so that his pawn turns into a queen (we all know that can’t happen)
This is real reason 1001
FORUM IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED AS WE EXCEEDED THE AMOUNT OF REASONS REQUIRED
No
1010. A tissue fell in a book which exploded into a truck that fell from a transparent cliff that led to a beehive which was full of cheesy rice that got infected by pollen that was spread from a horse that was crying because its mane was trimmed by a bat wrong, so I lost the game
LOL XD 😆
Your opponent gives you a free queen and your head explodes in shock
1010