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Neithersafenorsus

76. here is the reason exactly as 74 (classic link): 
Click here for the 1000000000000000000-year-old meme.

Neithersafenorsus

R77: Logged off and didn't remember the password.

Fetorenczi
I will not click that link 😳😱
Cosmavia
78. You give up your queen because you want to play the queen’s gambit and you think that means sacrificing your queen
Superplayer7472
songdamei wrote:
78. You give up your queen because you want to play the queen’s gambit and you think that means sacrificing your queen

Reason #79. You give up your king because you want to play the king’s gambit and you think that that means sacrificing your king. Then you realise that you can’t sacrifice your king, (Your opponent captured it.) which means that your computer is lagging apart. You resign.

Gemma_Santos3119

80. You accidentally click the X on your web browser and exit the website and lose by abandonment.

LichesPlayerrrrrr

81. You got shot in the head by a gun and lose by timeout

fred1259

83.you resign because your opponent is too ugly

fred1259

84.You have to be executed

Neithersafenorsus

85. You had to watch out for a duck invasion.

Neithersafenorsus

86. You had to play the Bongcloud against a 2200 for a challenge and ended up losing because... well, the Bongcloud is analyzed by Stockfish 16.1 as my profile picture as of 18/06/2024 UTC, but you couldn't convert your absolute lead in a win.

thorbertflu

87. You film a 3AM YouTube video that's so cringe that you die

thorbertflu
Neithersafenorsus wrote:

76. here is the reason exactly as 74 (classic link): 
Click here for the 1000000000000000000-year-old meme.

where is 75? I'll do it. 75. jfdksaljflkea;jflkdja and fdhsak;lhgfreahglka;jfkdls team up to jfdklasjflkds you.

thorbertflu

88. RESIGNATION BC YOURE A TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

thorbertflu
Neithersafenorsus wrote:

86. You had to play the Bongcloud against a 2200 for a challenge and ended up losing because... well, the Bongcloud is analyzed by Stockfish 16.1 as my profile picture as of 18/06/2024 UTC, but you couldn't convert your absolute lead in a win.

!!! is brilligreat bc brilliant + great is the same as !! + !

thorbertflu

Hey, I think this is irrelevant, but I was playing a game as white, I hadn't moved yet' and black resigned. IDK why.

nathan1589
strongkiddo wrote:
47 is true

Lol

thorbertflu

89. You eat your computer... but why?

thorbertflu

90. MARMITE.

thorbertflu

91. You die from boredom at the same time you are playing against Martin.