1000 reasons you lost a game

28. Your opponent stalled, you had an appointment, you couldn't keep playing, reported the player, and went to the appointment. (After recounting, 37.)

29. Your opponent accidentally resigned you instead of himself. (After recounting, 38.).

30. You're playing against a declared speedrun account (of a notorious GM/IM). (After recounting, 39.).

31. Lag. (After recounting, 40.).

32. Time. (After recounting, 41.).

31. Your mum through a refrigerator at you

33*

34. You died!

35. You got banned

45. You had to prepare the backup of your data from your 14-year-old phone that is total gibberish to your second-to-last generation PC (this one is true.).

46. You sacrifice the queen

And when your 14-move line gets refutated by a bishop that move one square you ragequit with seconds to spare on the clock.

47. You keep thinking about a girl instead of playing chess.

48 You fall off a cliff

49 pawn promotion misclick

50 u lose on purpose

Regarding to 47, it happens every so often. Which causes me to space out...

51. You zone out right when your opponent is about to make a move, but your volume is at 0, so you don't hear it and when you're back you've got 3 secs

52. Have to give water to your plants