1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

i accidentally did it

528: you try a new opening but get scholar mated.

529: Your parents tell you that it's time for dinner and your opponent won't accept the draw

(When you are up a queen)

You played a 3-hour anti chess bullet tournament right before your crucial qualifying game and automatically sent your queen into Qxe6. True story.

531. you get a 406 error (not acceptable) after trying to play the bongcloud to disrespect your 200 rated opponent.

532. People tell you to “stop playing video games”

533. You stop playing chess because you realize it didn't get an update in 400 years

You forgot that you aren't playing antichess

You forgot you aren't playing spell chess.

You forgot you weren't playing blindfold chess.

537. you accidentally typed win+r

then typed cmd

then typed shutdown -s -t 00

538. your net crashes

539. you are commenting in this forum

540. you stabb*d yourself

541. the roof fell down.

542. the roof fell down BUT you are outside and you get so shocked your pc fell in the swimming pool

543. you deleted system32

544. your opponent caught your queen ang you got mad and punched a hole through the screen

545. you got thrown an empbomb

546. you accidentally got transported into sandboxels.r74n.com and the air temp is 7000000000000000000000000 degrees

547. you clicked a joke virus .vbs file and you run out of time when you are closing it.

548 ur opponent sent FBI to your location using team viewer

And controls your device

549 You are playing 1s+o

I am dumb

Ur sister screams at you.