1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

395. Cat steps on the computer. 
pits happened to me before!,

396. Your ceiling fan dismantled and one of the edges of the blades falls 90º flat into your left mouse button while you had your hands off the mouse and it turned out your cursor was placed on a poisoned square after you had clicked on your queen just a moment ago

Wooooaaaaaaaahhhhh

397. Your computer thought you were a boxing bag and then smacked you to Elon Musk's house.

He then uses a rocket and sends you to Mars and you phone breaks in to 1 million pieces after a nuke explodes too and you somehow are still alive with just a scratch and you still are in the game, but then a meteoroid atom touches the millionth of the part of your phone and accidentally clicks resign and then you lose while stuck in space

398. SOMEONE RIGGED YOUR CHAIR TO SPRING YOU ONTO YOUR COMPUTER, THEN YOUR NOSE HITS THE RESIGN BUTTON AND IT WAS TOUCH SCREEN.

399. YOU FARTED AFTER YOU ATE A TON OF BAKED BEANS AND IT WAS SO POWERFUL IT LAUNCHED YOU INTO THE AIR AND YOU FELL ONTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER. IT TOOK YOU 15 MINS TO FIX IT, AND YOU TIMED OUT.

!!!400!!!. YOUR DOG LEAPT ON THE KEYBOARD AND SLOBBERED ALL OVER THE TOUCHPAD, MAKING THE CURSOR GLITCH AND CRASH YOUR COMPUTER. WHEN IT RESTARTED, YOU RANDOMELY CLICKED AND HIT THE RESIGN BUTTON.

401. A gustof air sucks your computer out the open wiondow.

402.

You don't understand that rooks are more valuable than bishops and you lose.

Chess.com's servers crashed before you started playing and you were still laughing so hard after seeing Danny Rench in a green pawn outfit you lost to scholars mate

403.

Obtaining an achievement

Nice one

404. You tried to get the nick of time award (winning with less than a second on your clock) and then your device lags. Your opponent unfortunately has sufficient material

You play odds against somebody rated 300 points lower than you but they are smurfing and are actually rated 1800 and they win in 9 moves.

407. You left chess.com for 1 year and you forgot how to cook (totally not me)

410. You got sucked into a black hole thus killing your PC and making the game auto-resign.