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1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

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Sona_li

1.resign 2.misclicked

Hightider
Magnus_Carlsens_Hoden69 hat geschrieben:

My cat stepped on my hand so i misclicked and my queen got taken

You're joking but my friends dog put his head on my hand, which was on my lap to get some petsies, and I accidentally lost my rook in an endgame because of it.

aplombastic

357. TRUE STORY: Try to flex on your friend by promoting your final pawn to a Bishop, in order to get a Bishop-Bishop-King checkmate... but you miss that you're ending up with two Bishops of the same color, which draws the game. The game doesn't end, and you rage-quit resign before you can think better of it. thumbdown

IfoundarockandIateit
aplombastic wrote:

357. TRUE STORY: Try to flex on your friend by promoting your final pawn to a Bishop, in order to get a Bishop-Bishop-King checkmate... but you miss that you're ending up with two Bishops of the same color, which draws the game. The game doesn't end, and you rage-quit resign before you can think better of it.

Bruh Idk if this is a coincidence or smth but I literally got a checkmate with 2 bishops right before I saw dis

IfoundarockandIateit

lmao (im black btw)

B-A_Matei

359. You are playing chess online on laptops with a friend that is close to you and your friend closes your laptop. You open the chess tab back and you got Alt+f4'ed by your friend. You have 1 sec on the clock, stop time, checkmate your opponent only for the board to turn into an infinite chess board and lose on time

spacecatchess2007

360. You had to go to the bathroom to take a dump and saw you lost by abandonment, a real *****y situation

Kyobir

361. I got checkmated by a pawn.

zan3k
Because you die
Demoniclmp

your opponent plays the london and you know you can't win so you throw your computer out the window

Crunchwald_The_Fourth

364. Your opponent plays the Giuoco Piano but you don't know how to play the piano so you resign.

dengeth

365. Your crush is outside and u forget ur playing cuz your 2 distracted by ur girlfriend

dengeth
  • Or boyfriend
Metuka2004

366. I had mate in 2 and was moving the queen to the right place but my cigarette moved the queen en prise. 🙄

Kyobir

367. I ran out of time (my opponent had 0.1 second left)

Kyobir
Metuka2004 wrote:

366. I had mate in 2 and was moving the queen to the right place but my cigarette moved the queen en prise. 🙄

don't smoke

Arisktotle

I wore a red nose during the game. But with the big dance room mirror in the background I was more distracted by my own image than my opponent. When I sadly resigned, the image laughed at me. That hurt more than anything cry

IfoundarockandIateit

368. egg

Arisktotle

True story. I once lost by executing a smothered mate combination refuted by my opponent capturing my queen with his knight (Nf3xg1) rather than his rook. From that day onward I warn everyone about that!

justin2357a

163. Your opponent played fool's mate but you ran out of battery and failed to find a power outlet