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1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game
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that was 3 reasons
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You get checkmated by a queen
4. Your house starts burning down
5. You are violently attacked by an Ostrich
6. An extremely loud helicopter outside makes you lose focus
7. An unhappy person you checkmated 15 minutes ago finds your IP address and DDOSes you
8. You tried using a trackpad to play bullet
9. Your opponent's Grandmaster friend is helping them
10. r/AnarchyChess found you declining en passant
11. A missile is launched directly towards the device you are playing chess on, destroying it
12. Your cat steals your device and deletes your account
13. Your opponent is ME
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IdkWhatIDoHerelel wrote:
22. you play d4 instead of e4
What about c4
23. You spill milk on ur computer and it stops working.
24. A bolt of lighting almost hits ur window and you get so shocked you forget that you are playing.
25. You are playing with 10000ms lag
51. your house gets bombed by the mafia
52. Your in a swimming pool and get drowned
53. your mom forces you to take out the trash
54. a new video from a YouTuber or famous person comes out
55. your dad says that he is gunna get da milk
56. your in a plane and your the pilot
57. you got checkmated
58. you accidently went incognito π
59. you were playing 30 chess games at the same time.
60. a scary doll is chasing you
61. you fell into the backrooms
62. you were vibing too hard
63. your computer had the sudden urge to crash
64. you did dumb moves
65. you slipped and fell into a restaurant then proceeded to buy your favorite dish then tripped again and went to the bank which then again you slipped and accidentally pulled out a gun, robbed the bank and had a standoff with the police, which finally ended with you falling into the floor.
66. You think you lost (actually you didn't) and go running and go crazy, and THEN you lost on time
67. You drop ur ipad into the toilet
68. Vouldmort appears and klils you with a curse
69. You are a sloth and you needs 30 seconds to make a move and you move slower and slower and you fell asleep.
70. You are too busy commenting on this forum
71. You are watching Hikaru play and you forget YOU are also playing
72. The police are chasing you and you dont have time to think
81. Died because your opponent made a Jojo reference in the chat.
82. A statue of Danny Devito falls on your device, preventing you from completing the game, while also hitting the resign button.
83. A cow falls from the sky, crushing you.
84. You fall into a volcano.
85. You play the Grob.
1. You resign.
2. You accidentally misclicked 10 times and you throw your computer out of the window.
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